Beautiful Geek Poetry

I received this hysterical piece of poetry in the mail yesterday:

 Bill's got a server
 With a flashy OS
 "Drive with me, Mabel,
 'cause I'm the best."

 Oh my, oh no!
 The OS is not stable.
 "But you promised, you promised"
 Cries unfortunate Mabel.

 Then along came ###iX
 Now that's an OS!
 It runs like a champ
 When put to the test.

 Oh my, oh yes!
 What an amazing OS!
 Stable, compatible, safe and carefree,
 This is at last the server for me.

 So Bill's left behind,
 With his face in a frown.
 Sorry, Bill.
 There's a new guy in town.

Give me a second, folks, while I'm wiping my tears... Sniff... Sniff... Better now. Ahem. Now, I don't want to ridicule this manufacturer, therefore I'm omitting their name. It's downright hard to come up with something as ridiculous as this. I just want to wish them good luck... spitting against the wind! :)