Recipe: An ASP.NET Roast

Published: 7/23/2009 | Updated: 7/23/2009 | Discuss

Next time you invite your buddies to a cookout, how about making something special? May I suggest a roast recipe?

Ingredients

1 cup sliced CSS
1 teaspoon JavaScript
1/2 cup XHTML powder

Instructions

Grind tables.
Place ASP.NET in a roaster, stab with knife to allow view state to escape.
Fill layout with semantic markup.
Blend CSS with well-beaten JavaScript and pour over the top.
Continue making layers until all the ingredients are used.
Serve with modern browsers.

Enjoy!

Comments

1 Martin S. | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 8:01 AM

Don't forget these ones:

- xhtmlConformanceMode set to strict
- browserCaps settings for W3C_Validator

- a happy face and a bit of patience ;)

2 Carl Camera | Friday, July 24, 2009 at 7:00 AM

Wow I think you're way off in your amounts there. 1 cup of CSS will easily enhance 3 to 4 pounds of XHTML. And XHTML is the main course here right? :-) Also note that the 1tsp JavaScript is just the part that stuck to the XHTML roast after marinating in 4 cups of JQuery. The other parts were thrown out and never used.

3 Milan Negovan | Friday, July 24, 2009 at 4:22 PM

LOL! Perhaps we should categorize these recipes by cuisine.

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