Recipe: An ASP.NET Roast
Posted in Design
Next time you invite your buddies to a cookout, how about making something special? May I suggest a roast recipe?
Ingredients
- 1 cup sliced CSS
- 1 teaspoon JavaScript
- 1/2 cup XHTML powder
Instructions
- Grind tables.
- Place ASP.NET in a roaster, stab with knife to allow view state to escape.
- Fill layout with semantic markup.
- Blend CSS with well-beaten JavaScript and pour over the top.
- Continue making layers until all the ingredients are used.
- Serve with modern browsers.
Enjoy!
3 comments
Carl Camera
on July 24, 2009
Wow I think you're way off in your amounts there. 1 cup of CSS will easily enhance 3 to 4 pounds of XHTML. And XHTML is the main course here right? :-) Also note that the 1tsp JavaScript is just the part that stuck to the XHTML roast after marinating in 4 cups of JQuery. The other parts were thrown out and never used.
Milan Negovan
on July 24, 2009
LOL! Perhaps we should categorize these recipes by cuisine.
Martin S.
on July 23, 2009
Don't forget these ones:
- xhtmlConformanceMode set to strict
- browserCaps settings for W3C_Validator
- a happy face and a bit of patience ;)